The Chair

Special, Uncategorized

Here at the MIW we treat our customers as friends. All our friends recognise the sanctity of the Chair. The Chair is usually as amenable as every other asshole of similar size, stage and demeanour as can be found on any beach in the Caribbean.

Unfortunately the Chair is unusually sensitive to phone conversations – other peoples’ phone conversations. Regrettably based on situation that makes us unable to remove said Chair we recommend (highly) that you

  • Take those personal phone calls out of earshot of the Chair

  • When leaving your phone on the (makeshift) shelf provided to
    friends its probably best to turn it off or have it set to Mute. Unless its waterproof.

The reasons for this admittedly lie at the feet of the Chair not directly with the true owners of the enterprise. But… life happens.

The wreck of the so called Gulf Stream

Pandemic, Update

The circumstances which led to the hull ‘GulfStream’, now overturned on a very pristine Tobago reef system, is no doubt being investigated by people with wherewithal for that kinda thing. Our concern is a bit more immediate.

How much of coastal zone biodiversity is at risk? What effect will spill magnitude, yet to be determined, have on the area’s already stressed ecosystem? How will it affect the marine tourism sector? What effect on the fisheries, and by extension Tobago’s fish protein supply?

These questions come from a very personal perspective, as we at Mt Irvine Bay Watersport derives our income from people who pay to play in Tobago waters. True, an ongoing spill is a threat that may curb the recreational ambitions of even the most radical watersport enthusiast but likely our fears (as shared in this post) reflect the concerns of many others in Tobago.

It is very easy to discount the voices of the fishermen. They aren’t scientists, they aren’t environmentalists and they certainly are not politically palatable characters yet their questions are valid. What and how much of it is in that wreck? And what are the powers that be doing about it? The wider population have their cares too. The tourism accommodation sector in particular can’t be all that thrilled.

A tanker leaking ‘oil-like substance’ triggers a series of planned responses. Meaning logistical shakeups among things. On this great carnival weekend the inter-island ferry and the air-bridge are now mandated (under Disaster Management policies and prime ministerial mandate) to prioritise all goods, services and people traffic to do with managing the Gulf Stream emergency. This has, and the sum effect is not yet in, displaced people and material that normally move between the two island each carnival. So yeh, the accommodation providers are quiet casualties too.

Similarly stressed the Tobago House of Assembly is likely wondering what are the possibilities (and no future scenario is without pain) of looking good at the end of this clusterfook. Both Carnival and Sahara dust presents health issues. And resources to deal with such aren’t exactly forthcoming this rounds. So the Assembly may already be glancing skyward for relief.

Others harbor valid concerns of course but the average Tobagonian is kinda busy this weekend – there’s the masquerade you see. They are also sceptical anyone will even hear them given the cacaphony being wrought by politicians and media-mad personalities at this time. But in the meantime and despite all the brouhaha, the wreck of the Gulfstream remains yet unboarded, her secrets remain interminably locked

The Artemis Legacy

Special

I spotted the movement from the surface, took a breath – not too deep and dove as always, taking care my head went down synchronously opposite to the lift of my fins above the surface….. Good style isn’t always a natural thing. I tucked the speargun under my chest, forcing both hands under my body, gently maintaining contact with the handle leaving the pointy half guiding my view.

Leveling off on the bottom, no longer 25 feet away I zeroed in on a cluster of rocks. Carefully I brought the length of the gun paddling gently so as to conserve lung oxygen. As I cruised around the highest of the rocks I caught a glimpse of the most beautiful hog snapper I had ever seen in all my years of spearfishing.

She saw me also and true to form sidled away. Not in haste, not unduly worried but moving away just the same, flaunting the curious mix of grace and power that only the truly big ones have. Almost took the shot but it really wasn’t there so I kicked just a tad more urgently trying not to transmit anxiety even so. She turned, almost a full half circle and looked at me. The gap was closing but her profile was too head-on. I’d have to pull the trigger when she turned.

She didn’t turn. Instead she dropped head down into a crevice between the rocks under her. I followed, committed now, unaware of anything else. As I peered into the gap marked by a cluster of maze coral her tail became visible in the gloom. She had stopped in the hole. I was forced to make adjustment to my body across the gap but the idea was to take the shot depending on her turn. I was into the waiting game. And I got to thinking. The way hunters think to pass the time.

Artemis early in her virginal years had taken to gifting the odd lunchtime to this young soldier. He was tall, good-looking, intelligent and sensitive to a fault to her many fancies. He was also fleet of foot, demonstrating exceptional talent many times in the races her father Zeus held every cropover. When the harvest festivals reigned.

Soldierboy though was bit of a show-off. Not that Artemis minded as his appearance more than made up for any imagined shortcoming she as Goddess of the Hunt would allow anyone to lay at his feet. Zeus of course was not at all pleased. He knew from his own misadventures that unions between gods and humans never worked out to anyone’s benefit. And Artemis seemed unaverse – poised even to deliver her virginity to this this … he struggled for words, wishing the people of Athens would hurry up and create a suitable sound for what he felt.

Soldier boy had won enough races to get a spot On the regal dias, marked for exclusivity with gaily coloured tablecloths and expensive brands of booze. Zeus and his ilk knew how to live and the boy was just finding it to his liking. Such proximity naturally afforded our boy a direct line of conversation with Zeus himself. About just how good a runner he was. Not shy and seeing opportunity to prove his greatness to the God of Gods, our boy moved on to mention his skill at dodging enemy arrows. Honed as it were when he was tasked with carrying diplomatic messages between warring parties. Note – Even in those days wars were decided well away from the scene of conflict.

And in the way these things escalate Soldierboy let loose of being so good he could – probably, even outrun a god’s arrow should ever come his way. Quickened by the challenge Zeus the crafty old (word withheld because they hadn’t created that one either) campaigner asked our boy if he wanted to run a test to prove the boast. Artemis’ charms forcing the outcome they settled on a target. To balance the stakes, the shooters
were given a handicap – distance.

There was only one rule for Soldierboy. Run a gauntlet of arrows, get to the target – a goatskin, and pull it down. The reward was anything he asked for. The gods present were only allowed to shoot one arrow and that only when our runner was far enoggh away to look like a child no taller than a goat on all fours. Artemis herself of course was not all that concerned. She knew her beau was fast and in any case all the deities present were well into their cups. And so it began.

Soldierboy reached the starting point, looked back at the gods looking like children and he took to running. He didn’t dally, nor did he trust to the barrier distance had provided. He leaped across rocks, ducked when they afforded cover, zigged where he could, zagged when he felt it provided good optics for the crowd. The taste of victory though not yet tangible was taking shape.

Our gods and guests on the dias in the meantime, given the way these things work, had positioned themselves in a line. Not an easy task as seniority and commonsense dictated the order in who would shoot first. Apollo, Athena, Hermes, Persephone, Hephaestus, Dionysus and Artemis though, stood back with the confidence that only gods can have so the rush for target practice soon dwindled to just the humans. And what a sight it was. The Chief Secretary was handed a golden bow by one of his assistants. Another assistant proffered a golden arrow edelicately
balanced on both hands. With due pomp and ceremony the Chief consulted with his team of advisors about the wind and the trajectory.

The Chief Sec’s shot when it came was without fanfare. It later years the citizens would say it was a ‘buss’ but with his arrow spent the other senior civil servants stepped foward – chief administrator first, then the lesser bosses. All shot one at a time. All missed, nary an arrow even in the vicinity of where Soldierboy was passing. Zeus looked at his children and sighed. He expected no effort from Apollo, Athena, Hermes, Persephone, Hephaestus, Dionysus and he knew Artemis would not want to hurt her lover.

Zeus sighed. Muttered aloud a thought. To the effect that not even the goddess of the hunt could hit such an elusive target. Artemis looked up, intrigued. By now Soldierboy was just a small shape, closing in on the goatskin. Zigging and zagging with the impudence of the ever victorious. The goddess’s instinct took over, reacting to the technical challenge of hitting the moving mark regardless. She flicked her golden tresses over her shoulder, guaging the wind from the way the finest hairs fell. At the same time she nocked an arrow and pulled. All the way back. Waited for the smallest of a fraction of time, time that one day the citizens of Athens would name ‘second’. And Artemis let fly.

Only had the arrow left the bow did she cry out in anguish. She saw the bow drop from the corner of her eye. Saw the spent arrow in crystal clear focus as it arced to the high right of Soldierboy’s path. Saw the arrow as it dipped toward a place well in front of Soldierboy as he leaped through a small gully. Soldierboy himself was driven with the lust of victory. He was almost to the goatskin, could smell Artemis’s body – just reward for his skill and athleticism.

It was too far off for the mere mortal eye to say it was so. But the arrow hit Soldierboy directly in his chest, sped straight into his heart and the pain when it came was felt only by Artemis, such is the lot of the goddess of the hunt. Then the hogsnapper turned and I took the shot.

Our secret is out

Uncategorized, Update

Mt. Irvine Bay is not Tobago’s beach. That honor belongs to Turtle Beach/Great Courland with Charlotteville’s Man O War Bay running a close second. But beaches are strange creatures so Kilgywn with its long waterfront and Petit Trou with its Lambeau ‘Beach’ all denigrate little ‘Mount Irvine’ to wanna be status. Not really.

The beach in the picture above is host to a regular crowd – should say a series of regulars really. From 5am these waters welcome the local retirees lookng for ‘a dip’. From mid-morning it sees the after breakfast class of visitor, the bulk of whom stay in the nearby villas or the omnipresent Mt Irvine Hotel.

This beach has the enviable record of offering the largest number of user-friendly beach day conditions in Tobago. Which means snorkelling, stand up paddling and kayaking enthusiasts are well served.

Mt Irvine Bay is relatively shallow and sheltered. I’ll explain. The water immediately off the beach is knee deep and features a gentle grade to facilitate the fastidious, the fearful, or folk who just want a place to have those big conversations that this bay’s cool conditions allow.

The reason Mt Irvine Bay is still the Tobago insider’s best bet for a good time probably has to do with us/your truly – that is we at Mt Irvine Bay Watersports actively preach and practise our aversion to
jetskis rentals. So what has ensued over the years is the people who like quiet beaches get a quiet beach and the people who want a beach with jetski rentals leave them/us alone. Sounds simple Is simple and
hopefully explains the view in the image up top.

There’s a bonus to this post. If you want livestream of the waterfront contact
us
.

Paddle us

Update

The bay is a great place for novice kayakers to spend a little time. Or a lot of time. Therefore….and considering boat rentals are time bound, getting you comfortable as quickly as possible is a priority – coming in just after Safety.

Cos, our kayaks are sea rated sit-on-top epoxy jobs made in France by RTM. Our stand up paddle/surf boards are BIC Durasport. Nothing in the range of products made by these manufacturers are lightweight (as in inferior quality).

In Tobago at last? Paddle the calm waters of Mt. Irvine Bay. Just show up at our shop at a time that suits – best at 10 am, cos if you come by after 5 pm odds are we may only be able to schedule for another day.

Ready to paddle? We outfit you with the gear and provide basic kayaking instructions – as well as safety instructions. During this time we will also assess your overall ability. After which the upcoming adventure will based on what you say and on the things (that) you say (you do).

Kayak and stand up paddle board tours (are muscle impelled journeys) to specific destinations along the coast. Quite popular they range from Easy to Truly Demanding. Composition of these tours can be: Your Group. Or groups we put together.

Paddle tours go WEST; to the Buccoo Reef and its scenic environs. Or EAST: up the coast to Arnos Vale bay. The choice depends on ambition, inclination and ability to snorkel or the urge to satisfy the urge to fish. (Fishing is not permitted in the Buccoo Reef Marine Park).

Technical Specs

Kayak

RTMs sea rated range of epoxy kayaks can range up to 2 miles from shelter – allowing safety gear and features are accoomodated.

Best use Tour paddling
Length 412 cm or 13″ 5’
Width 90 cm or just over 35″
Depth 35 cm
Weight 34 kg or 74lbs
Capacity 2 adults + 1 child
Maximum load 260 kg or 570lbs

Paddleboard

Great for a wide range of paddlers in both flatwater and small surf, this stable entry-level 11’ 4″ paddleboard uses durable polyethylene construction for rugged performance at a great price.

Best Use Materials
Paddle Boarding Polyethylene
Paddle Board Style Polyurethane Foam
Length 11″ 4’
Midwidth 32″
Tail 19¼”
Thickness
Fin Length 10″
Fin Box Single
Volume 205 liters
Weight Capacity 210 lbs
Hull Type Planing
Weight 41 lbs

Returns

Hourly
Kayaks/SUPs are due back at your scheduled time. Know however Mt. Irvine Watersports do not consider a few minutes extra as billable. However more than fifteen minutes past the hour and you are still out there (you little paddling machine you) then consider you’re as good as charged for the second hour.
Full-day rentals
Can be kept overnight for a 24-hour period. Roof racks and straps are provided at no additional charge. If a vehicle is required for transporting the gear we’d be happy to oblige for a small fee.

Rescue

We try to keep rescues if and when in-house. For which we come get you using our motorboat. Rescues happily are few and far apart.

Rescues may be triggered by paddlers underestimating wind conditions, current and waves hardly take a toll.

Embarassment. These don’t quite qualify as rescues but do occur; major example is – paddlers taking own good time to exit their paddle craft on the home beach. Getting dumped by a mini wave in front of everybody on Mt Irvine Bay beach is a badge of honor, so stress yourself not.

Surf’s up

Update


Image taken from Carvemag

The holiday season bring us more than gifts and glitz, we also get the end of year waves. The last 6 days has been fantastic – great for looking at if you’re like me and cannot ride waves but certainly a treat for the boardheads.

Other bay activity is down for the next few days, but only after the surfers get their will we get ours. Ah well, that fair.

Business and pleasure

Update

Mt. Irvine Bay Watersports has been around since 1994. Back then the model of service tourism was seriously relaxed to a point where we made friends along with income. Many of those folks still keep in touch. Either by visiting or if Father time gets in the way, we use Internet thingy.

We’ve noticed though – and likely its a result of the times, the average customer isn’t too concerned with the befriending aspect of tourism. Before you get it in a bunch, stick a pin. I said ‘average’. If you must be different and don’t want friends. Friend you aren’t average.

Thing is, we haven’t changed our friendly ways here at Mt Irvine Bay Watersports. We like friendly, do friendly. Live for friendly in fact. Friend, If you haven’t spent time with us or tried our watersport services drop us a line. We be happy to chat.

Incidentally. One of those close friends recently enquired as to how Kay and yours truly passed the Pandemic. She replied, “With the beer”.
Its the kinda talk that pisses away our prospects.